- people on the internet: ur beautiful
- my family: ur beautiful
- everyone else: is that a dog
When I hold doors for people
- Kids: ...
- Teenagers: Thanks.
- Adults: Thank you.
- Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
- Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.
- Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*